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neil-gaiman:

"I’m Tired…" from BLAZING SADDLES. Madeleine Kahn doing Marlene Dietrich to a Mel Brooks song.

"They start with Byron and Shelley then chump on your belly and burst your balloon…"

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

People don’t like her because it’s the making of her, right now. When she, sometime soon in the future, becomes this person that she’s been kind of building up to, for the past three seasons, now four, then people will really begin to root for her. I think even the audience doesn’t realize she’s such a dark horse. If she acted badass and tried to kill everyone there, she would be dead by now! She’s so intelligent, and I can’t stress that enough. Courtesy is a lady’s armor. She’s using her courtesy to deceive people, and she’s using her former self as a facade, and it works so much to her advantage, because people still think she’s this naive, vulnerable, little girl, and she’s really not. She knows exactly what she’s doing. She knows what game she’s playing! And no one else does. And she’s learned from the best — Cersei, Margaery, Tyrion, Littlefinger, even Joffrey. She’s learned so much from these people, and they don’t even realize it. They’re unwittingly feeding her to become this great kind of manipulator. King’s Landing can either make or break a person, and in Sansa’s case, it’s making her.

Sophie Turner, in response to Sansa hate (x)

(Source: beyonslays)

mythopoetic-monsterling asked
are there any hijabi in star trek? :O d'you think they would match the uniforms in any way? ah~ science-officer blue! command-red! security yellow framing their faces~ tuff muslim space explorers~

fuckyeahstartrektos:

onceuponateacupdream:

blinkpinkinc:

omg tho that would be fucking awesome

and the color cordination

eeeee

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

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(clickthrough for full view, which is … not that much better, honestly)

Two of my very good friends from grad school were hijabis, and so when I saw this I had to do it!  I tried to make both a traditionally-female uniform variant (with more modest stovepipe pants under the minidress) and a traditionally-male uniform (complete with horrible, horrible capris.)  I wanted security, science, communication, and command!  (Note that the rank insignia are pretty bullshit, but whatev.)

I tried to do a couple different folding styles, but I think they all kind of turned out looking the same when I drew them?  Because I am not good at drawing hijabs yet.

This is awesome

spicyshimmy:

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remember when spock told a mobster who was holding him captive that his grammar was incorrect while his goons stood nearby holding semi-automatic weapons and bones figured this was it, the day he was going to die, because of spock telling a mobster he’d just employed a double negative? classic spock

When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that.