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Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.
omg tho that would be fucking awesome
and the color cordination
(clickthrough for full view, which is … not that much better, honestly)
Two of my very good friends from grad school were hijabis, and so when I saw this I had to do it! I tried to make both a traditionally-female uniform variant (with more modest stovepipe pants under the minidress) and a traditionally-male uniform (complete with horrible, horrible capris.) I wanted security, science, communication, and command! (Note that the rank insignia are pretty bullshit, but whatev.)
I tried to do a couple different folding styles, but I think they all kind of turned out looking the same when I drew them? Because I am not good at drawing hijabs yet.
This is awesome
remember when spock told a mobster who was holding him captive that his grammar was incorrect while his goons stood nearby holding semi-automatic weapons and bones figured this was it, the day he was going to die, because of spock telling a mobster he’d just employed a double negative? classic spock