This is a blog of self-indulgence. I like lots of things and I may post or re-blog any of them here. Also, while I don't often re-blog nsfw stuff, it does happen. So beware if that's not something you're comfortable with.
"Under the tower is a small bunker-like structure, with a sealed door. Thick steel, welded shut, and set into concrete. I had to reach far back into my past and remember the skills that got me my Advanced Siege-Breaking Tactics Scout badge from when I was 12, but…here I am, inside, a few carefully-planted explosives later.”
no but can we talk about Cecil casually blasting his way into a concrete bunker
- Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
- They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
- They live right by the kitchen.
- Their head of house teaches herbology.
- “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
- Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
THIS TAG OMG.
Rebecca West, 1913. (I’m writing my senior exit on womens suffrage and found this while i was researching.)
Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."